A Plethora of Porn

There seems to be a trend in the SF Chronicle's "Bondage File" (that's the title they've given to their Weird News section, which makes complete sense given the theme of this post). Two articles about pornography -- both two separate events, but nonetheless. [There is also a trend of people dying in bathrooms on mass transportation, click Dead Man Travels Unnoticed on Train and Passenger Found on Jet Bathroom for those articles. Apparently some sort of system needs to be worked out where crew members check bathrooms to make sure people aren't DEAD.]

Anyway, back to porn. The first article deals with the unearthing of a time capsule sealed by the Class of 1957 at the University of Washington. Apparently, amidst class yearbooks and other such nostalgia, some punk from the 80s had slipped PORN into the mix. [Porn Slipped Into Wash. Time Capsule]

The second article also deals with unwanted porn. Except this time, the audience is children looking to watch a kid-friendly show on the Disney Channel. [Kids Tuned to 'Handy Manny' Get Porn]

Apparently, the show is "Handy Manny" -- where a man entertains children with his "talking tools". SO MANY SEXUAL INNUENDOS, and not enough time to list them all.